Find UK sex partners in Gainsborough

OK, let's make this easy. 1) If you smoke, please stop reading now and move on. And yes, e-cigs count, or why would you be using them? 2) If you are married, please stop reading now and move on. If you've made it this far, please go back and check 1 & 2 above before carrying on and read all the way to the bottom. It may be useful to read it twice, just in case you missed the vital stuff the first time round. For the incredibly hard of understanding, a third of fourth reading may be beneficial. But no doubt, you've ignored everything this far and won't make it any further. Since I joined this site, I have been bombarded with form messages from people who have less of a profile than I do. For work reasons, I can't put up a photo, but at least I'm trying to fill in my profile. I'm not really sure what I am looking for here, but I do know that I'm not interested if you're a smoker or you're married. So please don't contact me if you are married or smoke. It really is that simple. I'm a geek, I like movies, I'm independent in thought and lifestyle and in a vain attempt to get fit, I've just taken up martial arts. Tell me which of the Star Wars movies is your favourite - and why ;-) DON'T EXPECT ANY RESPONSE IF YOU USE TXT SPK Update 2: I don't bother with winks. Really. So don't wink at me. Certainly don't wink at me repeatedly. All I do is delete them and send an automatic not interested. If you've got something to say, say it. If you've looked at my profile and aren't interested, that's fine. If you don't understand...

Hi, i'm 54 single, live with my 22 yr old son, trying to give up smoking, like a social drink, and like a laugh and lols of kisses and cuddles, anything else you want to know just ask I dont bite, good luck in your search xx

Hi Thanks for looking at my profile. Well i am looking for a partner who like me, likes to indulge in same sex adventures. I believe in loyalty and I am a faithful person. I'd like to be with someone who holds the same values and has the same kinky aspirations. I am sure you're out there, you're confident but not arrogant....rather smart but not cocky. Educated and with good manners, you can hold a conversation on subjects other than football and darts. We might not have the same hobbies or friends but i think that's also healthy....i accept we both need our own space, which makes time spent together even more valuable. So why don't you send me a message and we'll take it from there. PS: I am not interested in NSA fun or being friends with benefits...Only looking for LTR.

happy and bubbly blonde. I get on with everyone. Kind. Caring. Honest. Will do anything for anyone. What am I looking for? Hmmm haven't a clue.

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i'm 48,divorced and been single for 11 years.i'm looking for nsa sex with any ladies who are interested your place or mine

I love .... FUN

Back in the Uk for7yrs after living abroad 41yrs. Finding it hard to meet people as at my age most everyone is married and established with already plenty friends. I am basically looking for a good friend , someone to spend days with, eventually weekends and holidays If we meet and truly like each other, then a sexual relationshihp will be a natural result..Not looking to get married , and will not respond to separated or married men. Only single non-smokers need make contact. I do prefer men to be taller than me . I do not want one night stands or join couples in sexual play. I am a one man woman!!. No photo means no reply!! And by the way I am a naturist so I don't need photos of your penis!! Seen many - prefer facial photos.

Hi boys... I'm back! I'm a curvy girl with green eyes and long brown curly hair, I'm only a shorty but I'll put heels on for you I don't smoke and I don't like being with guys that smoke either. I don't meet just because you want to, get to know me a bit first, makes for a much nicer experience xx So fed up with being asked if I'm real! Yes I am, what do you think I am?! A robot?! Don't bother messaging if that's your chat up line.

Tall handsome professional male Looking for mutual fun Always respectful and sincere Anything else you want to know just ask

Back again... well I know what I want. Good sex, often... bigger lady, German, 42, love kissing, oral, massages, good sex... no pain, no men in any kind of relationship.... too much trouble, no couples, guys over 50 or under 35... don't want to fuck my Dad or someone too young.. x Can't be bothered with guys being rude and calling me names or too far away. Liars and cheats no chance either. No point here x Please write something more than hi or hey there or wanna fuck? Just rude and tasteless... x If you want to get in touch with me, don't wink, write! X

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I'm a happily single lady looking for some uncomplicated fun. I've got a busy social and family life but miss male company and intimacy .

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