MyBedOrYours, the most fun you can have before you take your clothes off! (probably)

Remember HAPPINESS is not a destination it is a way of life! George is back. I am looking for fun. THERE HAVE BEEN TIMEWASTERS WHO HAVE TRIED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY GOOD NATURE. DO NOT ASK ME TO PAY FOR YOUR FLIGHT HOME FROM USA OR ASK ME TO INVEST IN YOUR CHARITY IF WE HAVE NOT MET....THE ANSWER WILL ALWAYS BE NO!!! You might have gathered that some people have hurt me greatly. However, I have had the good fortune of making some good friends on this website and they have restored my faith in the ladies on this website. I am not starting to seek new friends Now let's be honest I am married.and having been married for many years, the one thing that I certainly do not want to any permanent change is to my relationships and neither would I wish to compromise any one else's relationships. I can be extremely discrete. I am looking for someone to care for and to share some funtimes, and see where that leads is. I am seeking a special friend with benefits and nsa. "A friend is someone, Who can look into our soul, A kind and loving spirit, That always seems to know, When we need comfort and love, Or the care and support, Of a warm and gentle hug A friend is someone, That we hold dear, A whisper of hope in our heart, That guides us through our fear A friend is a gift, A blessing without measure, A source of unyielding strength, In which we find great pleasure" Somewhere there is a lady who would understand me, appreciate my, sometimes eccentric ways, and cherish our joint rich diversity whilst being open to a deeper understanding of each other. Enjoy our similarities and celebrate our differences....

I'm a kinky girl, fun, horny a lot of the time. Looking for a little fun on the side when the boyfriend is away. I don't have kik and I'm not into older men

DONT SEND WINKS , its lazy and I won't reply. Nor will I respond to "hey sexy" " wanna chat " or any other mindless 2 word intro. If you want to get anywhere , try being intelligent! And I'm not babe or Hun etc ! HEY GUYS, read the text , don't just look at the pictures , might save you time! And if you can't be bothered to fill out your profile so I know something about you then I can't be bothered to reply. Milf Looking for BBC .Or VWE or young virgins (18+) , not interested in anything else! Don't care how good you think you are ! Discreet no strings encounters wanted. Local preferably. No smokers. Ps I don't respond to winks or "hi" or " want sum fun ? " , I'm worth an effort ! SO Please...... DONT WINK. I won't respond. I repeat DONT WINK ! I won't reply to your message if you do. Also , my filters are set at 25 miles so if you are further away than that, I'm not ignoring you but you may not get a reply.

Tattooed blonde looking for fun

I'm 5"8 in heels. Medium size long legs, brown eyes and brown/black hair. I'm very sexy Im looking for a man who wants the same things as me in life and possibly wants a baby to. I'm 28 and I have a high sex drive. I don't want a man to confess he feelings for me and I tell him my feelings for him and to have him say he didn't mean them at all. Xxxx

Cute, 5"8 a bit curvy, medium size black hair Brown eyes great personality a bit of a neat freak. Looking for a man who likes everything I do. I like swimming, dancing ( karaoke) listening to music. Yes maybe a man who would like a few kids. Man who is kind, smart, tall say bout over 6" funny, make me laugh, handsome, gentle with a woman. I also want a man who will not play on my healings for him and a few days later have them thrown back in my face and say he didn't mean them. Xxxx

Sit on my face and cum

bbw slut. love being shamed.what else should I show?filthiest message you can think of?

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I am a bubbly, interesting, pretty, very curvy, lady, I have a very good sense of humour and I have been told one of my main assets is my smile I love a enjoy a good laugh and prefer simple things in life, not looking for any drama as I have a pretty busy home and work life. I am honest to say that I am looking for an ex martial affair with a married man or living with somebody as I am looking for a spark in my life, not looking a boyfriend, but a male friend that can meet up with me on the odd evenings for a meal, drinks and good sex No I am not looking for NSA sex only, I am interested in a man that would like to put a spark back in their lives somebody that would like to spend time with a nice lady like myself on a regular basis If you are a confidence man that knows what he likes and feel they can travel to Kent on a the odd evenings that we can arrange between us, then come and say hello, lets chat and go from there .

Hi I like being moderately submissive but also love to be in control and making you beg for more! I love sex in all its forms... Get in touch for some hot NSA fun xx

I want to live life to the full, Will try almost anything at least once. Love to give and receive massages. Not exactly sure what i am looking for. I like experimenting and who knows where the mood or the moment will take us. I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air. Logical arguments don't affect me - because I'm right, no matter what. I'm old, I'm tired and I have no time for idiots, tedious conversation or bullshit. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for an interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a Court room. It would also be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and ideas with somebody who isn't wearing an aluminium reflector hat. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long-term, soul-crushing descent into alcoholism.

I am respectful,honest and don't pretend to be something thing I'm not.Stop by and say hi :) You must be No older than 110 and have a hairy chest and live within 10 miles