I'm attractive lady looking bit of fun just once is enough. We say "goodbye" to each other with a smile. Have fun all Ps: I do not like slim guy but not fat.

Firstly. a sense of humour is a must!!!...please, check the name of this site its too funny for words!!!..if you cant laugh at yourself or be a bit of a pelican then lighten up !!!..Also, I think great sex can also happen with intense passion and attraction, but also when you are able to crack up, laugh, talk during it all as sex is sexy, and if you try hard enough, it can be kinda funny at times too!. Very happy easy going fella looking for some great NSA action. I am pretty active and take care of myself. My life is at a great place these days and I am not looking to complicate things nor am I looking to muck anyone around just looking for some awesome, sensual, sexual fun. I love to please and be pleased, the more I can turn you on the more I get turned on and will use all that I have, hands, fingers, lips, mouth, tongue and of course my cock to to make you feel as hot as possible!..If this piques your interest then send me a message or a wink.

Looking for on going friend! I'm just an average very tall lady, who has tattoos nd smokes... Im very easy going with a good sense of humour, always happy nd laughing... I love the smell and taste of a man, i like to touch nd feel, cuddle nd kiss, love giving nd receiving oral, Massages, and just pleasing each other... I'm not looking for quantity but quality with the right man.. I'm clean nd disease free and wish to stay that way! Not looking to exchange naked pics or chat dirty, unless its in person...lol Just looking for fun, maybe watch a movie at home or go for a drive or go to the beach with my lilly white tan...lol Friends are nice to have even if it doesnt end up in an intimate way.. I believe men are like a microwave,( ready in seconds ) And ladies are like an oven ( need to be pre heated )... I can not host!!! Thanks for Reding ! Cheers and Good luck!!!!

Big, bold and beautiful! Looking for some fun times with the right guy.

NO married! NO attached! NO couples! NO interstaters! ALL responses from these people will be deleted without reply! Single bi BBW Domme with a good sense of humour. Multitude of interests ranging from reading and cars to horses, kelpies, afl and cricket. I seek ONLY those that are single, bi, in Victoria aged 35-55 (strictly enforced) and who are bi BDSM service subs/slaves who are looking for a long term commitment. NOT interested in newbies or just sex! Also NOT interested in nsa, fwb or 3somes.

Auditioning..again..no one nighters threesomes .freaks or those who are just into waving their dicks around...no blokes scared of women with HAIR.... get over your mysogeny and porno fantasies..are there any real men out there..who accept and love women and their bodies as nature made them? .Married. .funny smart professional ...fuckin damn sexy without trying... like edgy rough witty man..give me MIND STUFF flirting titilation attention and fun .LAUGHTER. i'm blunt swear kind generous sensitive ..vulnerable..have to be very careful not to be hurt in any way .

I'm a big girl. With a big craving. And i'm after a good, hard, nsa, discreet fucking. With someone who doesn't care about size. I don't want to know details. I just want to get in and out and done. Or rather; have you get in and out of me. ;) And unless it's really enjoyed by both parties, it'll probably be a one time thing. Protection is a must. Cleanliness much liked. And someone closer to my own age is preferred. Willing to travel a little, but can't really host. I probably won't share anything other than a nickname with you. And don't expect much more in return. Just here for fun. However, i still won't meet up with just anyone.

Im Separated from a long term marriage. looking for discreet no strings attached relationships.

I am outgoing, warm, cheeky, friendly , easy to get along with. Like to go out. Looking for a friend , NSA hopefully. I love sex and to be kissed , cuddled, teased. Have to be discreet but with little or no action at home - time to have some fun.

hello my name is anne im a busy grandmother of four..i am currently studying @home..looking for sumone to share a bit of time with, respect is the key here i am discreet if need be. and i would appreciate the same thing. i want to be fucked till i cant walk...and hopefully ill do the same to you hehe...will have sex outdoors or indoors as long as it is safe sex

sex sex sex sex and more SEX hello to all off you. im from bulgaria and staying in Australia just 3 months... i want to try as many weird things as i can , because when I go back home I get married and thats it of my sex life. My future husband is hopeless. I waiting for your suggestions and im ready for everything. i heard that auzzy men are good in oral and i want to try you... i waiting for you... i like anal ,couple, few men in same time....everything .. i want to be fucked. if i send you a wink thats mean i want your cock in all my holes. the more pic of cock that you have is better. i dont drive so you must be from around geelong.

Auditioning now..hahaha....NO ONE NIGHT STANDS.no baby boys either ie under 40. .Married. .funny scared smart professional ...not here to fulfill your male fantasy of women .this is about ME...natural earthy.real..scars rolls sag stretch marks cellulite weight..and sexy as hell...if you a woos boy stay away .... like edgy rough witty sweet smart intellectual sensitive FUNNY people..beards and tatts are nice...i'm a bit of a spunk so .hunky would be nice..DON'Tcare about your body bits..You are so much more..I am into the MIND STUFF first. flirting titilation attention and fun .LAUGHTER...what I do depends on how you make me feel.. This experiment..now a few months old, is about my empowerment choices needs...i'm still getting there however..harder than I thought. .i'm blunt. swear. Cut to the chase. I'm kind generous sensitive vulnerable..have to be very careful not to be hurt in any way . I care and support a lot of people. ..remember..MIND STUFF..THE Biggest turn on.

Looking for NSA excitement with someone who knows there way around a women body!

Hello ladies, I'm not looking for anything serious, I like a chat, a few drinks and a good laugh. Age doesn't bother me really, as long as you don't mind either, as age.is just another number. And if you don't mind having sexual and friendly discreet meetings, with a mature married man, let's get it on.