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I'm a quiet person when I first meet someone new, but once I get comfortable with someone I can be boisterous and a bloody big tease. Most my friends would and do call me a dag - "hopefully" based on my sense of humour and somewhat warped way of interpreting everyday life. I'm looking for someone who is happy to engage in an ongoing FWB. A gentleman, confident in his sexuality who is open to trying, starting / teaching different experiences. OH YES And has a wicked sense of fun!!!!!!

Curvy country woman who enjoys kisses and cuddles. Conversation is a must... stimulation of the mind is essential. Prefer guys who are non smokers actually let's make that smokers please don't contact me. Fussy maybe but then it's my lungs and I don't like it, not pushy I am here for me .... not to service you! and you must look after yourselves.... Cut is a must beanies are just no go. UPDATE>>> This.... Is now up for discussing lol it's all about how you use it. PS a wink is the same as a wolf whistle... May make the girl smile but its no conversation starter. Always happy to chat so start the conversation.

PLEASE READ THE PROFILE IF YOU INTEND ON CONTACTING US UPDATE: We are over time wasters. As a result of continually being stood up by guys from this site who promise to turn up & then don't we are no longer using this site to meet people. Seriously why do you guys have to be so full of shit. Couple enjoy playing with hung (8'+) guys between the ages of 30-50 in dogging situations. She plays with multiple guys as he takes pics & joins in. Bi guys preferred. Condoms for penetration, blow in her mouth or over her. Genuine people only please. If you are not going to show up when you say you are please don't waste our time or yours by contacting us. We play when she is in the mood. Not when you feel the urge. PLEASE READ BELOW * No pics = No reply * We do not share our mobile number & do not swap pics via sms * Hung means 8"+. Please don't message us unless you measure up * If you are not local to us or are not travelling here we will not respond * Winks will not be responded to unless you have a huge cock * We are not interested in conversing with you & telling you all about our play so you can get off * Please be genuine as we are * Replies to messages could be by him or her

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I'm a big girl. With a big craving. And i'm after a good, hard, nsa, discreet fucking. With someone who doesn't care about size. I don't want to know details. I just want to get in and out and done. Or rather; have you get in and out of me. ;) And unless it's really enjoyed by both parties, it'll probably be a one time thing. Protection is a must. Cleanliness much liked. And someone closer to my own age is preferred. Willing to travel a little, but can't really host. I probably won't share anything other than a nickname with you. And don't expect much more in return. Just here for fun. However, i still won't meet up with just anyone.

sex sex sex sex and more SEX hello to all off you. im from bulgaria and staying in Australia just 3 months... i want to try as many weird things as i can , because when I go back home I get married and thats it of my sex life. My future husband is hopeless. I waiting for your suggestions and im ready for everything. i heard that auzzy men are good in oral and i want to try you... i waiting for you... i like anal ,couple, few men in same time....everything .. i want to be fucked. if i send you a wink thats mean i want your cock in all my holes. the more pic of cock that you have is better. i dont drive so you must be from around geelong.

Auditioning..again..no one nighters threesomes .freaks or those who are just into waving their dicks around...no blokes scared of women with HAIR.... get over your mysogeny and porno fantasies..are there any real men out there..who accept and love women and their bodies as nature made them? .Married. .funny smart professional ...fuckin damn sexy without trying... like edgy rough witty man..give me MIND STUFF flirting titilation attention and fun .LAUGHTER. i'm blunt swear kind generous sensitive ..vulnerable..have to be very careful not to be hurt in any way .

* MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE* SUNG BY WHITNEY HOUSTON.... Genuine, loveable sensual, cheeky, naughty, romantic, gsoh, loyal, caring..I also love to joke (never act my age) (life be boring).lol.....my glass is always HALF FULL.. Love to laugh, smiling all the time... I recently retired Sept 2014, as a Volunteer Cook at a Dementia Age Care Unit, where I was there for 5 years,(( worked 8 hours a week)), as I have a slight disability, that is why I could not get a paid job, so I chose to become a volunteer, and love my job. I separated in 2009,was homeless for 5 months, sleep in a car, moved into my own little villa, that I purchased when my "X" decided to pay me some money...after a few visits to court..lol...why I asked myself...why did he put me through this.... I have no EXCESS BAGGAGE, I expect you don't either, I left that behind back in 2009, , only if I come back from holiday's...LOL which hasn't been too often, as much as I like too..lol... .I went on a 10 Pacific Island cruise, ( to celebrate my nasty divorce)... Aug 2013 for 10 days with 2 of my best girlfriends, thoroughly enjoyed it, ( first holiday in 18 years ) looking forward to going away again, this time with a partner. Then when I got back from my cruise, that is when (I felt refresh) with what I just being through) I finally moved on, blocked everything out of my (pass life) and started a (NEW CHAPTER)... THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE...NEVER LOOKING BACK NOW... I very happy where I live, meet heaps of new girlfriends, (that took me under their wing) so to speak)...made me feel welcomed here where I live, it was the best move I...

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Energetic, down to earth, divorced hoping to find a partner but not live together.

Reasonably attractive, older BBW looking for understanding, kind man for occasional fun.

Married Hotwife seeking extra well hung (read min 8") guys for fun. Prefer guys that are over 30 & can provide a motel to play. Only play with hubby present. Hubby takes pics of the action. Condoms a must for fucking. Loves anal & squirt. Also loves to suck cock & taste you cum. We do not give out our number for obvious reasons & that means we can't accept photo's via text & we don't send or receive texts. If you don't have them on here you can email them. So over time wasters. If you are not genuine & won't actually meet please don't contact us.

I have joined Cougar date just to be clear in case this profile is affiliated with other sites, meaning I am interested in younger guys. I need to click with someone before I consider meeting them :) If u have no photo, my filters r on so u will receive an automated msg, soz, I like to c who I may b talking to, just like in real life ! Not really interested in one night stands so if that's what yr looking for , move along :) i actually prefer to talk with someone for a bit (believe it or not!) b4 I consider meeting so if u r capable of engaging in a conversation, that's a bonus :) PS - Cock pics on profiles don't impress me, just sayin NO married guys! And I'm only interested in genuine ppl - I'm not a free online sex service and really over jerks who treat me as such !!