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Hi there. A bit of information about me.... These are all words used by men that I have met (I'm not that vain that I would come up with them myself lol, am not that self inflated!!) In a nutshell... Intelligent, classy, adorable, gorgeous, loveable, sexy, friendly, open, honest, upfront, flirtatious, down to earth, funny, confident, naughty, alluring, great kisser, have beautiful eyes and a lovely smile, gorgeous long dark hair. Yes, there are other compliments pertaining to certain parts of my body but you will have to discover those for yourself. Am sorry to say I have to add CHOOSEY to the list. I've been around long enough to work out what it is I AM looking for. Please read carefully and if you tick all of the boxes please send me a message. Please contact me IF YOU.... - Are in the 40-50 age bracket, sorry, no I don't want a younger guy! Please don't fib about your age. Photos don't lie, nothing to be gained in my opinion. - Are prepared to email me a face pic very early in our conversation. I've spent too much time in the past chatting for hours then when I receive a face pic, find that I don't feel an attraction. - Are a NON SMOKER! - Have photos on your profile please make it a body shot of your torso or a nicely dressed one in your best outfit! Be classy!! Don't bother if you have a penis photo as your main profile pic- you might feel really naughty taking them but trust me, they are not what nice girls like me want to see! As for a grey cutout as your profile pic, remember ladies are spoilt for choice, so why not increase your chances of a reply? Yes...

Hey guys... Hi I'm Natalie I'm a sexy lady... Very grounded, and down to earth... Passionate about design, food and history...Quite well traveled, I just got back from Nepal!!! Going again next year!! Single mother of two boys... Ex husband didn't like sex... Yes it's true no he wasn't gay lol... Busy life.... However I have a week off per month to play up and not be mum!! Would like to sometimes have fun times with a dude around my age... Don't have time for a relationship at this stage of my life... Nor am I looking to get married again, fuck that crap!! Just looking to meet normal everyday nice aussie bloke with good morals, someone who is easy on the eye and like a good laugh and is not married!! Good luck ciao for now ;). Would love to have my photo up on my profile but having many problems in getting it on here... And still no help from no strings dating i.t. Support!!??? Thanks

Hi iam looking for some no strings fun and friendship .. Iam down to earth .. shy at first ...i would like to meet someone i connect with that might be able to show me how to come out of my shell so to speak .. i hate writing on these things i never know wat to type just message me and we ll see how we go lol

BRISBANE GUYS ONLY Western Suburbs MARRIED GUY ARE VERY WELCOME TO APPLY MUST LIVE CLOSE WITH VENUE. READ BEFORE YOU REPLY. NOTE: I am married. ALL GUYS MUST HAVE CIRCUMCISED COCK YOU MUST BE TOTALLY STD FREE YOU MUST HAVE A VENUE (not back seat of car) AND LIVE CLOSE TO ME YOU MUST REPLY WITH MOBILE NUMBER AND FACE PIC OR JUST DO NOT APPLY IF YOU DO NOT MATCH THE ABOVE REQUEST DO NOT REPLY OR READ ON. You have to live close to me near Jindalee; have a venue, have a cut cock and be totally STD free. If you are not this don't message me. Must be willing to supply face pic and mobile number; if you cannot give me this then don't contact me. And if you are for real don't mess me around if I arrange to meet you.

Im always up for a chat. Yes i am a big girl please respect that always have and probably always will be. i would like to chat to guys around my own age but you cant be picky when your fat and you look like me so send me a message and ill reply as soon as i can.

I am looking for someone with whom I can feel the thrill and excitement again which I had and lost somewhere on the track of my 8 years of married life. I am not here to change my relationship status nor yours. I am looking for discreet short term affairs only with no strings attached. I am a passionate and sensual kind of man. I am not a person who just wants to have sex and leave. I know how to treat a woman and make her feel very special. I enjoy giving and receiving plenty of oral sex. I am a 35 years old East Indian living in this country for 12 years. I am a software developer by profession, but not too nerdy or geeky. I do have interests in physical fitness and sports. I visit my gym regularly to take care of body. Drug-free and disease free. Love meeting new people and hearing their stories. I love to hear your fantasies and ready to learn if you can teach me new tricks of trade. If you want to get in touch and share some more info before hooking up i can come for an online chat session. Do not hesitate to say a Hi.. I don't bite.

I am looking for one or two FWB. My pics and profile are current and I expect yours to be the same. Not into web cam, cyber anything, back and fourth pics (unless I have met you), pain or water sport. Please no hard core swingers either and you know that I have the ways and means of finding out. Lol. Men in the age bracket of 45 to 55 years are preferred and obviously D and D free. Please look else where if you are hard work or have issues. I prefer to meet in a neutral place at first. I do have huge work, sporting and social commitments, but will always try and make time to meet you. I love the anticipation and excitement of meeting someone for the first time and exploring each other's bodies and learning new things. I am a nudists, outdoors person, reasonably active, love life and deal with people on a day today basis, so I am a little on the confident side, but very approachable. I have recently been introduced to Tantric sex and would not mind trying this again on the right person. If you have to ask what this is, it is probably not for you. There is nothing wrong with good old fashion sex, either. So long as all are enjoying themselves. :) I ask for discretion and privacy and will always give the same back to you. Cannot host at this stage and probably will not, unless I have known you for a while. PLEASE READ ABOVE FIRST

I'm fun outgoing adventurous crazy swollen n wet at all times. Vixen and filthy minded. Raw subservient but fiesty. Huge pain threshold likes being taken over the edge

Vanilla isn't my favourite flavor ;) I am bbw ! So if its not your flavor move along. Not interested in bs or dramas or SHALLOW HAL ! Love to get out and about. Enjoy good wine and great company .. A date - sexy time - if the chemistry is right and After a man who is adventurous in and out of the bedroom - and kissing is a must ! No time wasters ... Looking for a man who can satisfy me in more ways then one, must be able to make conversation.. Please don't contact me for a date or meet if your still with your ex or have ex hang ups.. It wastes your time and mine and I don't want to hear - its not you its me lol. My time is limited atm due to work and family - so my me time is very sporadic not for lack of interest what so ever. Looking for a fwb and long term possibly a partner in crime. Until then some fun and friendship would be nice.

Mr loves to see Mrs enjoy more pleasure than the average man (he) can give.

Hello To all the lovely ladies.I'am married but nothing happening in the bedroom. I am easy going .Looking for someone to have a coffee with and we see what happens .(FWB)I will be discreet be assured of that in return I expect the same.So come on ladies drop me a message and lets do lunch or go to the movies and have some fun.Would love to rub your shoulders and gentley massage your back.

I'm looking for someone who excites me, makes me feel sexy and challenges my views. Conversation and chemistry go hand in hand for me and I may seem shy at first but my adventurous side comes out once I'm comfortable. Unfortunately I am not in the position to host, but I can travel :).

Does it really matter what I say here? You'll look at the picture and see my age and make up your mind... I am here looking for what the name of the site refers: No strings dating! I am in Melbourne on business and visiting from South Africa until end of January 2015. I'm looking for open minded woman that are not looking for serious relationships. I would prefer a regular partner rather than a one night stand. I love to give oral sex and to make a woman climax. I know I'm no George Clooney, but you won't be disappointed...

Mmmm ok guys what I'm looking for is hot dirty chats and exploring my fantasies. If you're wondering what some of my fantasies are read my diary entries and you'll get an idea but keep in mind that I will keep adding to them and just hope that some of them cum true.