Find casual sex and fuck buddies in Astley

OK, let's make this easy. 1) If you smoke, please stop reading now and move on. And yes, e-cigs count, or why would you be using them? 2) If you are married, please stop reading now and move on. If you've made it this far, please go back and check 1 & 2 above before carrying on and read all the way to the bottom. It may be useful to read it twice, just in case you missed the vital stuff the first time round. For the incredibly hard of understanding, a third of fourth reading may be beneficial. But no doubt, you've ignored everything this far and won't make it any further. Since I joined this site, I have been bombarded with form messages from people who have less of a profile than I do. For work reasons, I can't put up a photo, but at least I'm trying to fill in my profile. I'm not really sure what I am looking for here, but I do know that I'm not interested if you're a smoker or you're married. So please don't contact me if you are married or smoke. It really is that simple. I'm a geek, I like movies, I'm independent in thought and lifestyle and in a vain attempt to get fit, I've just taken up martial arts. Tell me which of the Star Wars movies is your favourite - and why ;-) DON'T EXPECT ANY RESPONSE IF YOU USE TXT SPK Update 2: I don't bother with winks. Really. So don't wink at me. Certainly don't wink at me repeatedly. All I do is delete them and send an automatic not interested. If you've got something to say, say it. If you've looked at my profile and aren't interested, that's fine. If you don't understand...

happy and bubbly blonde. I get on with everyone. Kind. Caring. Honest. Will do anything for anyone. What am I looking for? Hmmm haven't a clue.

what I want you to do is tell me a story of what you will do with and if I like it I will message you back

Hi would like to have a threesome with another male and my partner, who is straight also Also male needs to be toned and can pamper me

Back again... well I know what I want. Good sex, often... bigger lady, German, 42, love kissing, oral, massages, good sex... no pain, no men in any kind of relationship.... too much trouble, no couples, guys over 50 or under 35... don't want to fuck my Dad or someone too young.. x Can't be bothered with guys being rude and calling me names or too far away. Liars and cheats no chance either. No point here x Please write something more than hi or hey there or wanna fuck? Just rude and tasteless... x If you want to get in touch with me, don't wink, write! X

easy going laid back looking for fun and adventure love eating out love adventure so if you are looking for a good time let me know

BE MY OASIS IN THE DESERT OF MY LIFE I am looking for a nice BBW lady for mutual fun

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looking for some new friends....and maybe more ;) if U do message me and I dont reply, please dont think I ignorant, it just U not for me :D Anything else...just ask ;) LIKE IT SAYS ABOVE... IF I DINT REPLY TO YOUR FIRST MESSAGE THEN DONT BOTHER SENDING ANOTHER.....some guys just don't get it!

I'm a happily single lady looking for some uncomplicated fun. I've got a busy social and family life but miss male company and intimacy .

I am a believer in having fun, but, I'm not one for jumping out of planes blah, blah, having fun to me is a bottle of wine, a really good comedy and chat and then the fun can begin! I have flat in South Shields which I rent off the council, still decorating, but slowly getting there. trying to talk to people on the sites would cost a fortune, Erm, what else would people want to know? Sorry, but can't really think of anything? Oh hang on, I am a normal bloke, not weird, total gent that really needs to have some fun! I've been celibit for the last 18 months (self inflicted) and I am ready to start living my life.

Back in the Uk for7yrs after living abroad 41yrs. Finding it hard to meet people as at my age most everyone is married and established with already plenty friends. I am basically looking for a good friend , someone to spend days with, eventually weekends and holidays If we meet and truly like each other, then a sexual relationshihp will be a natural result..Not looking to get married , and will not respond to separated or married men. Only single non-smokers need make contact. I do prefer men to be taller than me . I do not want one night stands or join couples in sexual play. I am a one man woman!!. No photo means no reply!! And by the way I am a naturist so I don't need photos of your penis!! Seen many - prefer facial photos.

Thank you for taking time out to read my profile. Just thought I would give this a try looking for a gorgeous guy to play with for occasional nights in or out.(sos guys not into one night stands or quickies) Is there any seriously nice genuine guys out there !!! ..Sorry but if you dont have pictures then please dont expect a reply !!!! .love attractive handsome men who love to dress in suits and take pride in their appearance and have a love of life and sense of fun. Ideally with a sense of humour and great fun to be around. If you are out there would love to hear from you, so please feel free to get in touch if you want to find out more about me... i am a bubbly 45 yr old who has a busy life style, I never judge people for wanting more than what society dictates is correct..just in need of some fun and good times with no hassle and loads of fun and laughter ... so here goes!! prefer career minded males between the ages of 35 and 48 ish who can play in the evenings and dont have to rush home to their wives or partners, Sorry cannot play daytimes, so please dont ask ! I am far to busy with work and family xxx

Hi boys... I'm back! I'm a curvy girl with green eyes and long brown curly hair, I'm only a shorty but I'll put heels on for you I don't smoke and I don't like being with guys that smoke either. I don't meet just because you want to, get to know me a bit first, makes for a much nicer experience xx So fed up with being asked if I'm real! Yes I am, what do you think I am?! A robot?! Don't bother messaging if that's your chat up line.