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Apparently I'm supposed to mention my likes and dislikes in this bit so here goes. Likes. Greggs Steak Bakes, Vanilla Slices, Sausage Rolls and Spiders. Dislikes. Cocks, Monkeys, People who cheat on their partners, Anal, Cucumber and the stench of stale tobacco. And what's with all the Winks? I hate them with a passion. If you wink at me I won't hesitate in blocking you. If you cba to make an effort to say something you deserve to be blocked

I'm impossible, loyal, honest, sarcastic and have a great sense of humour and fun. I love to have a giggle and always wear a smile. I'm single, straight and live on my own in Lancaster. Looking to find new friends message me lets chat and see where it leads I have at times a sarcastic sense of humour but enjoy a good laugh. Relationship are a lot like algebra Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y ?

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Tranvestite, feminile attitude, on hormoanle therapy to change sex. I am here to ahve fun with real men, who desire a real lady to satisfy their passion and wishes. Please do not get in touch if you are shaved on the body because I really do not like it. Sorry about that. NO SMOOTH MEN!!!! NO SHAVED CHEST!!!! NO SHAVED GENITALS!!!!

Me.. feminine, feel comfortable and ready to explore.. I am new to the idea of casual relationship.. but found myself to busy with... not looking for full relationship, could be free late evenings.. ps. can't accommodate

I'm in Glasgow, 38, said to be handsome, definitely clean, fit and looking for discreet and sensual fun with a passionate lady who feels adventurous. If you like lots of slow, sensual foreplay I would love to play at all these games, and more, in a discreet and steamy rendezvous with you soon...

hi to everyone. im widowed 63 . i dont smoke or drink.. wanting to find a nice woman to go out with and enjoy life. see how things go between us.. but most important . to me are two things. its nice to be important but its more important to be nice. and most of all honesty is the best way . thankyou for reading this. you takecare and goodluck . xxx.

Im married and not getting what I want at home tall and have big boobs also play women's rugby league enjoys a drink loves to meet new people and socialise looking for NSA fun or friends with benefits

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I once had sex in a phone box!!

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I'm here for a bit of NSA fun! I love an older gentleman and find I get on with people very well. I'm a huge sucker for an Irish accent. I'm not much into anal at the moment but maybe sometime in the future... also I'm not a huge fan of kissing but don't mind the occasional nibble! Don't be afraid to send me a message, and please don't be offended if I don't reply - I'm not on here much.

ok i little about me im smart ,fun,authentic,affectionate,outgoing, like to please , and single .i like to try new things a laid back guy who enjoys spending time with friends and meeting new people i have many interests (just ask ) on here to meet new people and see where it leads too. anything you want to know just ask. i wont bite where it shows lol