I'm very quiet guy who loved jokes

I'm just a lonely bored woman who needs to be entertained throughly, completely. Stimulate my mind with your intellect and will surely stimulate other parts of me.

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Love having fun , and by fun I mean playing with ladies and ladies playing with me! Open minded and willing to have lots of fun!! Email me if you are interested in having some fun with me

I'm single African,independent hard working and fun.i enjoy reading and meeting people.I think I'm fun to be around ,wouldn't mind trying new things ,never shy to say No. I like gentlemen, respectful preferably professional, mature somebody. I am not after anybody s cash gentleman. This is me trying to own my pleasure. I'm here for fun.if you happen to do one or two things for me it's entirely your choice.

I have frequented this site for almost four years now and have experienced all that such a torrid place has to offer. From being stood up, fucked 'n forgotten (Sorry Boys, but there is no polite or ladylike way of putting it) and even fallen in love....with a married man! I walked into that brick wall, with my eyes wide open. It has been an experience of note and an education. Especially, for a woman, who until the age of 47, had only ever been with two men - she married both!!! Finding this forum purely by accident, I have honed more than my literary skills during my time on here and my sexual liberation is documented, for the most part, in my Dating Diary. However, the sign around my neck, now reads: Girlfriend Available, as I am not wired for NSA nor being the Other Woman, It is too emotionally taxing and with my needs having changed, it is time to look elsewhere, for whom and what I seek. Yes, I need to cast my line into another pond, where the fish wants to be caught - hook, line and sinker! In the interim, I will return occasionally to keep up (pun intended!) the correspondence with the pen-pals I have made on here during my escapades and who knows, I might cum across a knight on an iron steed, looking to ride off with a maiden (NO, not the virginal kind) for more than just a romp in the hay! When the inspiration strikes and I am so inclined, I will post of my discursive ramblings on here, but for now, I am rather ambivalent and need to revitalize and recharge my romantic optimism elsewhere..... LOVE (AND GREAT SEX) IS THE MASTER KEY, WHICH OPENS THE DOOR TO HAPPINESS!

I guess its only da married men who treat woman well...lok yes in tawking from xpierience after meetin a married gent.....eeeerrrrrrr....wat does a lady say abt herself....dat I'm a single inf female lookin for tlc .love romance n I love being loved .... i work in tourism and am between dbn jhb n capetown...

Seeking just a WHITE GENT, preferably between 45-60 for a long term relationship. Friendship first. For whatever the reason I'm here, I hope to succeed for that reason. I've lived my life, love what I have accomplished in my life, trials and tribulations, scars included. If u looking for a super model, or a FLAWLESS person, then just pass me by. I'm very comfortable with myself. NOT INTO OUT OF TOWN VISITORS OR RANDOM ENCOUNTERS Please respect my preference.

Im hear for pleasure im just craving for sex

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Hook up with me, matured, open mimded and funny..you'll love every moment. Must be NSA and very discreet. Love to explore anything possible.

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Sex orientation 1; Rookie means that even if you don't know anything, there's room to learn. 2; commando level means u're getting matured and are a master of the fine art of sex and different bodies...at that that stage, It's like u have a PhD and now the bones of ur body can't take the level of your expertise anymore... I hope that I answered u very well Tnx

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Seeking WHITE gent 45 and above, long term, just one person. Not ALL whites will cut it for me, but chat will determine that. I will respond if u have a completed profile. please respect my CHOICES. NOT INTO BLACKS. Happy travellers , enjoy Gauteng

We are both 32...looking for white guys to have threesomes with. Nothing multi-racial please.

Just a normal on the earth guy nothing to write home about, wanting to meet female friends around Gauteng. Chatting or meeting eventually. Sharing our fantasies and dreams Looking for some daytime adult fun with a mature female, personality counts the most. I would love to meet for coffee/drink and get to know you first(visa versa) and then we can decide what and how we do it next, if there is a chance at all. If it does not work after the first meeting then we know but at least we had the experience and maybe can stay friends or go our own way, if it work we could live our fantacies we all have been wordering about I turned 53 this year so I am not a spring chicken. I enjoy my wine. I am not a suit guy although I need to wear it occasionally although it is getting less and less there days. Jeans and a T-Shirt is more for me. I think I can be a good friend at least and got a very dry sense of humor and not a loud mouth at all. Outdoors and Camping is my first choice, moved away from the city life a while ago

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